What can I say? There's a lot one can learn in five hundred years, including how not to have bed hair, and many, many dirty words. Lavinia caught me out, though. Apparently "fucketh" is not the term we used back in those days. Maybe my memory is going.

I really like that very first picture of you. You look so happy. I'm so glad that particular moment has been preserved forever. Also, I can't say that the preservation of Joe's body is a bad thing, either. He's a very attractive man. When he's not poking television sets...

It's very strange seeing Spectre with short hair. But the blonde streaks work for him very nicely.