Oooh, I could do with a licking now, too! Alas indeed. Tonight, imaginary!Thomas will have to suffice. Imaginary!Thomas with biccies...?

I'm sure you could have found a rationale for naked garden posing. It could have been a study of Adam's innocence. "And now, let us study the innocent penis..."

I'm a little worried that I first read that as Bert Plum, and wondered who he was... I'm glad to find it was appreciation of my bottom instead!