To Those in the Know

[suave_thomas]

I'm in Bradford!! Which is where I grew up, those of you who are like "Where the fuck is that?!" Yeah...valid. It's on the Avon!! I've just been spending time with Mumsie, Joe, Julian and my Mary. And it's been fantastic, even if Mums beat ALL of us at naughty word Scrabble last night. I was erm...slightly too inebriated to be much good. Mary very nearly caught her though!! They're feisty! And today, I showed Mary all around the town I grew up in. So the poor dear had to hear horror stories like 'that's the alley I threw up in after going to Bobby Ridgeway's party and eating too much cake'. Pleasant, no?! And there was the 'this is the house I very nearly got laid in until I realised that would be all unholy, and ended up offending the girl'. Which was fair enough because I actually DID use the word 'unholy'. Poor thing. She was really excited too, and I shattered her unholy dreams. And mine too, mind!




On the back porch of the house I spent my whole life in. I remember sleeping out there in the summer with Adam and Joe. We were adventurers see. You know...on the back porch...


Mary in the morning. God, she's gorgeous...


I might be a little drunk already, there...


Joe is actually NOT drunk. He was 'fixing' Mums' telly and I said "Joe, you look like you're talking to it.." and he said "I AM THAT'S HOW YOU FIX IT!!" Silly, Thomas. Incidentally, he DID fix the thing...


Best part about going home? Finding old blackmail pictures. Look! My older brother is covered in balls! AHHAHHA!


And there's this. Which I feel quite dirty posting...but seriously...it had to be done. Joe. What in the hell? Mums found it and she nearly cacked herself laughing.


I look quite grumpy. And a little like George Clooney...which is very strange. But see, I can get my rage on! And my Batman too!


And then Julian showed me his Spectre forum what has pictures of little Spectre on it and I'm sorry. These ones just...I'm dead now. For reals. LOOK at him!!! His hair is short!! (And I very much want to lick his chest...)


*dies*

And I have to stop now, because there's too much cute. I may explode.

Do I get 'disturbing points' for putting a picture of my nearly naked brother AND pictures of my lovers in the same picspam? I really think I should...

Comments

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. Now I want to lick you right away. Alas. You know you turn me in to a great big mother hen, right? I just want to fuss right now, and give you biccies. And licking.

What a good point!! Honestly, I never felt the urge to POSE in my garden though...which is good because that probably would have been frowned upon at the Abbey...

She says that's a wonderful idea and she thinks you're brilliant. And I think she said something about a pert bum...but I tried not to listen to that part...(though she IS right...)

[in-spectre-mors.livejournal.com]

Oooh, I could do with a licking now, too! Alas indeed. Tonight, imaginary!Thomas will have to suffice. Imaginary!Thomas with biccies...?

I'm sure you could have found a rationale for naked garden posing. It could have been a study of Adam's innocence. "And now, let us study the innocent penis..."

I'm a little worried that I first read that as Bert Plum, and wondered who he was... I'm glad to find it was appreciation of my bottom instead!

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

You are a naughty man!! Not because of the biccies! Does imaginary!Thomas get a lot of action?! I could ring you and at least give you real Thomas voice! If you wanted me to.

...for a second, I thought you meant my brother...and my brain split it two. I really don't WANT to study his penis!!

...AHAHA! Oh, Spectre. That's priceless.

[in-spectre-mors.livejournal.com]

Oooh, real Thomas voice would definitely be a step up! This sounds very risque. Deirdre would be so proud!

Oh goodness! Noooo, certainly not that Adam! Not that I really want to study the other Adam, either...

I'm glad you think so!

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

I think she is anyway, Babe. But proud on the risque front is good too!! Thomas voice you shall have. Do I get to hear sounds?!

Yeah...fair enough!

[in-spectre-mors.livejournal.com]

I don't think there will be any avoiding you hearing sounds, my dear!

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Well good because I love your sounds!!

Okay I'm ringing now!!

[deirdre-ionuin.livejournal.com]

Awwwww!! Long distance!sex!

I did that yesterday! :D

[in-spectre-mors.livejournal.com]

It's good when bandmates have similar interests.

[deirdre-ionuin.livejournal.com]

Now I want to give Flynn my phone, and tell him to give Quinn a ring!

[in-spectre-mors.livejournal.com]

Fair call!