Better him than my Mary! See, I'm not afraid to be bitter, he touched my bits. Well he touched yours too, but he had permission then...

I just had the most disgusting visual and I choose not to share it with you...

No! Because I'm a weenie! At the moment, anyway. I don't want him to make that face because when he makes that face and I know he's being strong on the outside and inside his heart just shattered into a gazillion little tiny tinkling pieces, I feel like the worst person in the world...