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[suave_thomas]

Hi, Mumsie.

I ran into demons in the park today and I'm scared. And my girlfriend's in Rome and I'm scared. And Peter keeps having little vision fits and London's all... !!! and I'm scared.

Come over?

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[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

No one does it like Mumsie does it.

Thank you, Mum. For being just...the most incredible woman on the planet. Come snuggle Spectre and I 'cause we need it! Mother us!!

Make pancakes?!

[iamqueendiamond.livejournal.com]

Damn fucking right no one does!!

You're welcome. Thank you for being quite incredible yourself, Thomas. And I would like nothing more than to mother by boys. I'll be there in a moment, I'm bare arse naked.

I will make blueberry ones.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Speaking of...

Mumma, what are you doing on the internet bare arse naked!?

(Blueberries!! Blueberries I didn't even have up my nose!)

[iamqueendiamond.livejournal.com]

What does anyone else do on the internet naked? I'm surfing for biker porn. That's what the internet's for, Thomas.

(What?!)

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

SO sorry I asked that question. Should have known better. Just put your hotpants on, please, for the love of god woman!

(It's a Peter thing...)

[iamqueendiamond.livejournal.com]

I'll wear my shiny gold ones! I call them my leg bling.

(Well that explains it. You two are deeply strange.)

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Says the woman with leg bling...

[iamqueendiamond.livejournal.com]

I'm a unique golden flower.

Goddammit, I think Mad Dog took my knickers again.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Oh, Mum...

[iamqueendiamond.livejournal.com]

Nope! They were on the ceiling fan! Okay, I'm coming!

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

You're not like other mums.

Thank god for that. See you soon.