suave_thomas: (LAUGH)
suave_thomas ([personal profile] suave_thomas) wrote2008-04-21 11:17 pm

To Those in the Know

I did the poo thing. Put it on my father's doorstep, I'm not giving you an update of anything else.

It was awesome.

I am so proud of my inner child right now.

[identity profile] appearstobe.livejournal.com 2008-04-21 01:20 pm (UTC)(link)
You didn't!

[identity profile] suave-thomas.livejournal.com 2008-04-21 01:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I really did.

I was repressed for too many years, Dear Kay. Naughty Thomas needed an out!

[identity profile] appearstobe.livejournal.com 2008-04-21 01:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I want to do that to someone one day.

[identity profile] in-spectre-mors.livejournal.com 2008-04-21 01:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I think your inner child needs to be taken out for ice cream.

[identity profile] lady-with-thee.livejournal.com 2008-04-21 01:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Sometimes, there's just no substitute for the tried and true methods. Nicely done, my love.

[identity profile] empress-tasha.livejournal.com 2008-04-21 01:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahahahaha! Oh, you are made of brilliant. I love that you actually did that.

[identity profile] suave-thomas.livejournal.com 2008-04-21 01:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Just make sure it's not someone you ever have to see again...

[identity profile] suave-thomas.livejournal.com 2008-04-21 01:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd rather just have you lick me!

Hey, Babe. Don't get out of bed tomorrow morning. Well you can, but...you're getting breakfast in it. So it might be a moot point.

[identity profile] suave-thomas.livejournal.com 2008-04-21 01:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought so too!

You reckon you'll be here on Wednesday?

[identity profile] suave-thomas.livejournal.com 2008-04-21 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
My upbringing lends to many varied endeavors! Some lovely and kind. And some which smell of burning poo.

[identity profile] in-spectre-mors.livejournal.com 2008-04-21 01:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Oooh, that could certainly work, too!

Oh, darling. You're the best, you know that? Thank you. I shall participate fully by remaining in bed!

[identity profile] lady-with-thee.livejournal.com 2008-04-21 01:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I'll be able to make it till Wednesday. Have you plans?

[identity profile] empress-tasha.livejournal.com 2008-04-21 01:39 pm (UTC)(link)
And let that be a lesson to all!

[identity profile] suave-thomas.livejournal.com 2008-04-21 01:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought it might! There can be ice cream too!

Excellent! I didn't think it would be difficult for you. Tomorrow is a special day.

[identity profile] suave-thomas.livejournal.com 2008-04-21 01:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Plans to spoil my wife rotten? Why yes. Yes I do.

But I can save them for next time if you need me to.

[identity profile] suave-thomas.livejournal.com 2008-04-21 01:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I could so be a teacher in the School of Hard Knocks! Too bad I can't sing, because that would be awesome.

[identity profile] appearstobe.livejournal.com 2008-04-21 01:46 pm (UTC)(link)
This is true. You might just have given me an idea there :D

[identity profile] suave-thomas.livejournal.com 2008-04-21 01:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Muahhaa!

[identity profile] in-spectre-mors.livejournal.com 2008-04-21 01:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, the perfect combination!

Indeed it shall be, my dearest love.

[identity profile] lady-with-thee.livejournal.com 2008-04-21 01:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Oooh, those are good plans!

I think I should still be here. I'm down with the livies.

[identity profile] empress-tasha.livejournal.com 2008-04-21 01:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, dancing is probably more conducive to hard knocks anyway, and we all know you're a brilliant dancer!

[identity profile] empress-tasha.livejournal.com 2008-04-21 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
My, well don't you look deliciously evil!

[identity profile] suave-thomas.livejournal.com 2008-04-21 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
My ideas are happy ideas!

[identity profile] suave-thomas.livejournal.com 2008-04-21 01:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahaha! You're down with everything, Mary. You're unflappable.

[identity profile] appearstobe.livejournal.com 2008-04-21 01:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd rather delicious, but I can take evil too ;)

[identity profile] suave-thomas.livejournal.com 2008-04-21 01:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes! I shall dance my little heart out!

[identity profile] empress-tasha.livejournal.com 2008-04-21 01:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, you're always delicious, you yummy thing!

[identity profile] in-spectre-mors.livejournal.com 2008-04-21 01:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Always!

[identity profile] lady-with-thee.livejournal.com 2008-04-21 01:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Hehehe! It's good to be Mary Littleton.

[identity profile] empress-tasha.livejournal.com 2008-04-21 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Hurrah!

[identity profile] appearstobe.livejournal.com 2008-04-21 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
You're doing awful things to my vain nature, Tasha, I may have to set my boyfriend on you ;)

(also, you're rather yummy yourself. I know such gorgeous people!)

[identity profile] suave-thomas.livejournal.com 2008-04-21 01:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh gosh.

Would you look at that.

My Mary Littleton.

:D!!! <~~~

[identity profile] empress-tasha.livejournal.com 2008-04-21 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I think I'm doing brilliant things to your vanity! It deserves some stroking. Still, if you feel like setting Tamm on me, I'm sure there'd be some merry amusement to be gained...

(Aww, thank you so much! You're the sweetest.)

[identity profile] appearstobe.livejournal.com 2008-04-21 02:03 pm (UTC)(link)
You're right, it doesn't get enough stroking :P And yes, it could be fun, I'm sure you'd end up beating him somehow!

[identity profile] empress-tasha.livejournal.com 2008-04-21 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahahaha! Well, I am a woman, after all!

[identity profile] lady-with-thee.livejournal.com 2008-04-21 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I feel exactly the same way, husband mine.

[identity profile] slinkster-ghoul.livejournal.com 2008-04-21 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Thomas, you are a GOD!

GOD OF VENGEFUL DEFECATION!

[identity profile] suave-thomas.livejournal.com 2008-04-21 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, now THERE'S a title!! :D

[identity profile] toey-chloe.livejournal.com 2008-04-22 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Do you want it on a t-shirt? :D

[identity profile] slinkster-ghoul.livejournal.com 2008-04-22 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
A title well earned.

[identity profile] suave-thomas.livejournal.com 2008-04-22 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
I absolutely do!!

I should wear it on Spectre's DVD so people can go ?!?!

[identity profile] suave-thomas.livejournal.com 2008-04-22 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you, thank you.

[identity profile] toey-chloe.livejournal.com 2008-04-22 12:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Would you, if I made you one?!

[identity profile] suave-thomas.livejournal.com 2008-04-22 12:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Hell yes!