That's what family is for. Being honest enough to kick you up the arse when you need it. Or if you're a Bishop. (Look out David, I'm onto you.)

Ah, jogging. I remember that from the Joshua days. I was a beefcake then. Even moreso than David. Demon hunter Mary. Can you dig it?

Speaking of digging it, brooding pose number one looks like you're totally digging your manhood. But it's very sexy. Number two takes the cake, though. Yum.

Not that anything is as sexy as old French man, clearly.