Well, you probably wouldn't have been the first person to join the clergy in order to avoid getting a job. Somehow, the detriments seem to outweigh the benefits to me, though...

You know, you probably could seriously think about dance. Why not? You could try out for Deirdre and David's theatre. You have tremendous charisma and talent, I think you'd fit in perfectly, if you wanted to go down that path. Plus, you wouldn't necessarily have to take your kit off...