I know you do. Sometimes you clap... It makes my trousersnake nervous...

Honey? I have no doubt that you will. If I did, even a little bit, I wouldn't have wanted children with you, instead being content to just be married without kids. I suffered from not having a strong father figure...or one at all, and though my childhood was still wonderful, I would never put a child in a situation with someone I believed wouldn't be up to the challenge. Because I know how it goes when someone isn't. And I also know the same goes for you. You'll be brilliant. We'll be brilliant.