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I told Peter what Robert did because he's my Peter and I, therefore, cannot keep secrets from him. And I think he exploded. Whoopsie. But I told him it was alright because Robert's with my Mary right now. Imagine what she's doing to him. I really think he'll get what he deserves and we can have done with it.

Mental images are fun sometimes...

So this guy Dietrich keeps coming to see Peter and Peter has to keep acting like nothing's wrong and it's getting harder and harder and I don't like it and next time Dr. Doolittle (He's Austrian so I suppose it'd be Dr. Dooklein...look I knew a German word!! I have to show Peter....) comes round, I'm going to act crazy until he leaves. Or I'll just sing, that'd do it! By the way, Dietrich is a veterinarian.... I think Peter enjoys seeing him more than he lets on, but it's a lot of stress to act unill when you are ill. Especially when you could forget you're acting at any moment...

Today was another good day though. And I fed Aly lots of food and I think she's on to me!

Hee, Dooklein....

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Yes, if Mary put her mind to it, I'm sure not even all of us combined would have anything on her! Although I'm sure there's some comment to be made about you having things on Mary...

I'm sure that means a lot to Peter, that Dietrich would come to him after all this time. It's sweet, just really badly timed...

Aly absolutely does not need to hurt herself. She's one of the most beautiful women I've ever encountered. Just because I'm gay doesn't mean I can't have an aesthetic appreciation!

Is this where I am supposed to act like I have no clue of which you speak?!

Yes. I think Dietrich kind of does that a lot from the sound of things...

I think I caught that in high school....

You can act however you like, it'll be adorable no matter what.

Ah, so Dietrich is one of those. Poor fellow.

Most people catch colds, Thomas catches aesthetic appreciation...

By the way, Joe tells me that Lavinia is coming down to visit tomorrow, and that she'd love to see us both.

Shall I twirl my hair and giggle so it looks convincing?!

Indeed...

I really did! And then I had to fight my aesthetic appreciation for years and years and years and years!

Oh YAY, Mummy!

Yes, definitely do that! I may have a camera.

Oh, I know what you mean. It blows, doesn't it? Though I think I stopped fighting it a little younger than you did...

My thoughts exactly on Lavinia!

We can record me!

Well I was dead for part of that time...so technically I stopped fighting it when I was 25 and the dead part doesn't REALLY count. I'm sorry you had times that blew. I really, really am... I wish I could make them..better or something.

Spectre, I would be almost 40!! I am old! OLD! Well no. Dead. But I WOULD be old! Last year they threw me a surprise party. Renee gave me edible underwear and I didn't know what they were. Ah, monks!

I think she might just love that, Babe.

A seventeen year old girl gave you edible underwear?!

Oh DEAR, Thomas. And I would have known what they were.

Yes. Yes she did.

I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHY!

Superb!

You do make it better, Thomas. Always. The past is long gone, and you make my present so bright, that all the shadows of years gone by are chased away. There's nothing so terrible there that you can't make it go away.

Well, rest assured that you would make a sexy older man! You're incredibly dashing. And I, for one, think it's incredibly gorgeous that Renee gave you edible underwear. At least you know it was completely innocent for her part!

That works out well, because I love Lavinia!

God, that makes me feel so good. I love you, Spectre.

I could wear a smoking jacket and be debonair! Like an attractive Hugh Hefner! I wouldn't want those bunnies though. They do not please me aesthetically... I want to tell them to eat something and throw them carrots. Anyway... Yes, Renee was innocent. And I rather was too. I blinked at them politely and she had to explain. They were grape flavoured because...holy.

I love you too, Thomas. You make me feel fantastic.

We could buy you a smoking jacket! I think it would be great fun! I'm not into the Playboy Bunnies either, but that's for obvious reasons beyond the stick figure factor... all that silicon, bleh!

Holy edible underwear, BatThomas! Sorry, it had to be said...

I feel like pudding! Which is random, but I like pudding...

I would LOVE a smoking jacket! Much more than silicon. Bleh indeed.

Hahahaa! Yes it did!!

I'll make you pudding! And you can eat it in your smoking jacket! With bat ears!

...You know I'm going to do this for realsies, right?

I know, that's the best part!

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