Hahahhaa! I get to jump out of a cake! ...I hope they don't bake me in there... Take pictures!

While you're in the wedding party, I'll have Stephie and maybe!Mary. When you're not doing your best-manly duties? Yeah, not letting me go anywhere alone and making sure no one is a-body-snatching? Pleasepleaseplease. The last thing I need to do is overshadow someone else's special day.