To Those in the Know

[suave_thomas]

James and I planted a vegetable garden! He thought worms were baby snakes, so I told him they couldn't hurt him. I taught him all about gardens and we planted and watered it together. It was really nice. And then I managed to wrangle a moment with Marie away from Charon. Of course, it did happen to be a moment when she needed a diaper change, but who am I to complain which moments I get?! I'll teach her to garden too, when she's old enough. If she wants to learn.

I never realised teaching your children something was so fulfilling. It's amazing.

Miss Aly came home this afternoon too, and Mara is over with Anna. So James and I are watching movies because gardening makes little boys tired. He's got Errol on his lap and they're so cute!

Okay, where did I put my macho? I know I left it somewhere...

Ah, who the fuck cares?! I'm a daddy!

Comments

[slinkster-ghoul.livejournal.com]

That's no excuse, I can beat people bigger'n me at arm wrestling!

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Oi! Have you SEEN my brothers (I know the answer is yes) they could slaughter me!

[slinkster-ghoul.livejournal.com]

That's why you cheat.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

I...don't cheat.

[slinkster-ghoul.livejournal.com]

Thomas sometimes you are too good for your own good. You never even cheated against your brothers? That's what siblings are there for!

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

If you cheated, they gave you wedgies!

[hail-st-joseph.livejournal.com]

True story.

[slinkster-ghoul.livejournal.com]

Are there photos?

[hail-st-joseph.livejournal.com]

You want photos of Thomas' underwear stuck in his crack?

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Oh, Joey. Thanks for that.

[slinkster-ghoul.livejournal.com]

Yes. Is that so wrong?

[hail-st-joseph.livejournal.com]

I don't think I can appropriately comment, being his brother.

I don't think I have wedgie photos, but I do have photos from when we tarred and feathered him!

[slinkster-ghoul.livejournal.com]

You're evil.

[hail-st-joseph.livejournal.com]

He deserved it!

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

I took his porn.

See, I wasn't ALL holier than thou!

[slinkster-ghoul.livejournal.com]

:O Thomas I am shocked and appalled.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Mums made me buy him more! Well I couldn't buy it, but I had to PAY for it!

[slinkster-ghoul.livejournal.com]

You mum made you buy your brother porn.

Wow. Your family.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Yes. She said he worked hard and he deserved it...

They're the best.

[slinkster-ghoul.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha oh my god I'm so glad she's Marie's grandmumthing.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Me too! And so is she.