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suave_thomas ([personal profile] suave_thomas) wrote2009-07-05 08:35 pm

To Those in the Know, away from Joe

Dear God my children are the most amazing people on his planet.

James came up to me today and he told me there was something he wanted me to see. He took my hand and he took me outside to our backyard and when I asked him what he wanted me to look at, he pointed at our garden. I said yes, it was growing nicely. And he said, "no, Daddy. You taught me how to give life. And look, it's right in front of you."

And then I think I may have squeezed the life out of him, but what an amazing boy. Being a father is the best thing in the entire world.

And then I visited Spectre in the shower, which has nothing to do with the rest of this, but he has nice hips.

[identity profile] slinkster-ghoul.livejournal.com 2009-07-05 11:58 am (UTC)(link)
Well today Marie threw up in my hair. Babysick refuses to be cute. Although afterward she did give me a truly diabolical look like she knew exactly what she did.

Evil little minx.

[identity profile] suave-thomas.livejournal.com 2009-07-05 12:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha! I don't meant to laugh at your misfortune, but I do so love our girl. Diabolical looks and all.

That is so something I would do.

SHE TAKES AFTER ME!

[identity profile] slinkster-ghoul.livejournal.com 2009-07-05 12:12 pm (UTC)(link)
*snort* You are teaching her evil vomit habits! That is NOT ON!

[identity profile] suave-thomas.livejournal.com 2009-07-05 12:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry! We should let Peter teach her amazing cleaning up habits... But then he might transfer his weirdo phobias.

[identity profile] father-peter.livejournal.com 2009-07-05 12:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I know. But mean!

[identity profile] slinkster-ghoul.livejournal.com 2009-07-05 12:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, and being afraid of clowns is just so cliche.

[identity profile] suave-thomas.livejournal.com 2009-07-05 12:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha! That's Peter. So cliche. The man has saved the world, but is terrified of Bozo.