suave_thomas: (Thomas baddddd Abby good!)
suave_thomas ([personal profile] suave_thomas) wrote2009-11-01 08:34 pm

To Those in the Know

I'm home, I spent the last two hours with my amazing son who is now asleep. He told me all about dressing up as his daddy for Halloween. Meaning Spectre. Oh, I just *melts*. Abby is off at Mums' with Stuart and Mara tonight, and Flynn and Spectre are touring. With James asleep, it's just me and the animals, who are all ignoring me with amazing ability.

I'm a sad man at home alone on a Sunday night, having just spent a week and a half searching for 'the Antichrist' in Rome and then burrowing through an underground wall for two days. You know the old story.




For some reason this reminded me of Spectre. With total L-O-V-E, Babe!


And thinking of Spectre made this relevant, but since I'm not a sick fuck, don't worry the pets are safe.


Anyway, they can take care of themselves!


So do I! Say it proud!


Hmmmm...


Better stock up, Ads. Hehehehhee


Wow. I was a MONK and I never met him. I've met the Antichrist though. I even slept with him on occasion. Lucky me!


Oh goodness, this could be like a 'meeting the parents' scenario...


Once again, it's Spectre...


:O!!!!


I think this is my favourite thing ever.


HAHHAA I want to do this!!


Uh...huh.


Yeah...been there.


I know how you feel, little guy. Except I am home, and glad to be so!


Good advice. Imma go take it.

[identity profile] break-the-image.livejournal.com 2009-11-01 09:51 am (UTC)(link)
Wanking when you are home alone with your son!?

[identity profile] suave-thomas.livejournal.com 2009-11-01 09:52 am (UTC)(link)
Don't you judge me! My husband is a rock star and my wife is dead! And James is asleep!

[identity profile] break-the-image.livejournal.com 2009-11-01 09:52 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not judging! Good on you!

By the way, you're in for a wedgie for calling me unmasculine.

[identity profile] suave-thomas.livejournal.com 2009-11-01 09:52 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, Dammit!

[identity profile] deirdre-ionuin.livejournal.com 2009-11-01 09:53 am (UTC)(link)
Y'all are as open as I am, but you don't have 'I'm a demon' as an excuse...

[identity profile] suave-thomas.livejournal.com 2009-11-01 09:53 am (UTC)(link)
We have "that's how Mums raised us"...

[identity profile] deirdre-ionuin.livejournal.com 2009-11-01 09:53 am (UTC)(link)
Oooh, good one!

[identity profile] father-peter.livejournal.com 2009-11-01 09:54 am (UTC)(link)
Oddly enough, I don't think Satan would have been as miffed as my father was to know I took a male lover.

Even though my dad was just a big queen.

[identity profile] suave-thomas.livejournal.com 2009-11-01 09:55 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, he encourages that kind of thing, according to those asshats, doesn't he?

Your dad makes me sad. But we have some good talks sometimes.

[identity profile] father-peter.livejournal.com 2009-11-01 09:55 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. He encourages a lot of worthwhile things, according to those asshats.

He makes me sad too, but I like that you can talk to him.

[identity profile] suave-thomas.livejournal.com 2009-11-01 09:56 am (UTC)(link)
Mm.

Sometimes it helps to have the hindsight of death.

[identity profile] father-peter.livejournal.com 2009-11-01 09:56 am (UTC)(link)
I guess.

[identity profile] suave-thomas.livejournal.com 2009-11-01 09:56 am (UTC)(link)
I've missed you, Peter.

[identity profile] father-peter.livejournal.com 2009-11-01 09:56 am (UTC)(link)
I'm trying to remember how to use this bloody thing.

[identity profile] suave-thomas.livejournal.com 2009-11-01 09:57 am (UTC)(link)
Oh.. Okay.

[identity profile] slinkster-ghoul.livejournal.com 2009-11-01 10:03 am (UTC)(link)
Hee. You are such a Thomas.

[identity profile] suave-thomas.livejournal.com 2009-11-01 10:37 am (UTC)(link)
Finally! :D!

[identity profile] in-spectre-mors.livejournal.com 2009-11-01 10:39 am (UTC)(link)
Hehe... fair call on the footballer. But only if I don't have my Mace with me! Which I'm pretty sure they don't allow on the football field, but you never know...

I think that penguin looks like I felt in Moscow.

And let's be honest here - it would take at least two sparkly strings, arranged in a nice pattern, to get me that blissful. Unlike the dog, I do have standards!

[identity profile] hail-st-joseph.livejournal.com 2009-11-01 10:39 am (UTC)(link)
That'd be right.

[identity profile] break-the-image.livejournal.com 2009-11-01 10:40 am (UTC)(link)
I won't judge you either, just don't do it when I can hear you!

[identity profile] hail-st-joseph.livejournal.com 2009-11-01 10:41 am (UTC)(link)
Just for that, I'm going to wank loudly to your epic porn collection when you and Crystal are in the living room enjoying some kind of romantic dinner.

[identity profile] seminalsemiotic.livejournal.com 2009-11-01 10:41 am (UTC)(link)
I heard about the boy who stuck his finger in the duck, but the dog who stuck his penis in one? That's ridiculous!

So what do we call it when Engrish gets translated to... worse Engrish?

I don't actually know what the levitating guy is doing, but it does look fun...

[identity profile] break-the-image.livejournal.com 2009-11-01 10:41 am (UTC)(link)
Hahahhaaaa don't you touch my porn!

[identity profile] virtuosic-flair.livejournal.com 2009-11-01 10:41 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, Dad!

[identity profile] water-so-warm.livejournal.com 2009-11-01 10:42 am (UTC)(link)
Does this make me the salad dressing?

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