To Those in the Know

[suave_thomas]

I found old pictures of Mumsie!! Who is probably going to kick me for using the word 'old'...

I love you, Mums!




Wee Mumsie!! Awwww, she's so cute!


She's the one on the ground pouting. My Uncle Mike is beside her. He was the only one out of them who stuck by her after Bernard left.


I circled her. You can't see, but she has fantastic pins.


Looking fierce!


Wow, Mums.


With a doggy!


All I got when I asked for an explanation to this one is 'that's a story for another time'. OKay then!


Here she is, fascinating oldies...


She informs me that this is her father, whom she was obviously still speaking to here.


Everyone take a second to exclaim over how COMPLETELY ADORABLE my brother Joe is here!!


Having a giggle!


And here she is a few years ago when my wonderful siblings bought her a well deserved trip to Greece. You're amazing, Mums.


Speaking of amazing, here's my little boy!! Hiding from the sun, apparently!


He's getting so big!! I weep like a girly man.


This is my husband. On a German magazine. With an Australian guitar, apparently. Seriously. I have sex with him. Look at him shine! Look at him shine! *squeal*


Sometimes I have sex with this mook too, but only in a pinch. Haha, see what I did there?!

The past few days have been quiet. Peter bought a trampoline and I can do acrobatics on it and it's really fun until I realise I'm forty-one. And then it's still fun, it's just a guilty kind of fun! And I showed Caleb how to do some of it and now I fear I've created a trampoline monster... And James is badgering me about getting one too, but the backyard doesn't have room for it unless we rip out most of the garden. He's three, he also wants a spaceship, a pony and a pet dinosaur. I'm not evil for keeping the garden instead of a trampoline, right?!

RIGHT?! Daddy crisis! Help!

Comments

[iamqueendiamond.livejournal.com]

Oh my goodness! You said you had pictures but I didn't know you had found so many! They're wonderful. I love the picture of me with Daisy (the dog) I'd forgotten all about it. And the one of me with Dad. That's nice to see too. And darling Joseph, of course!

Your son, your husband, and your backup sex-hand are all gorgeous as well. Thank you, Thomas.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I love Joe with his little pumpkin head! And the trick or treat bucket as well. HAHA!

[iamqueendiamond.livejournal.com]

HAH! I mean, don't tease your brother!

About the trampoline, I don't think it's wrong to not give him every single thing he asks for. You use the garden to grow herbs and spices, it's not just because you rather like it. Which you do, but that isn't the only reason you have it. I don't think Peter will take exception to visits from any of you so James can join in on the trampoline fun. He does live ten minutes away... It's closer than walking to the playground.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

I know, but he's so cute and it's so hard to say nooooo!

[iamqueendiamond.livejournal.com]

Trust me, my darling, I know.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Do you also know how incredibly wonderful you are?

[iamqueendiamond.livejournal.com]

Shit yeah!

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Hah! Excellent.

[hail-st-joseph.livejournal.com]

You wanker! (See what I did there)

I am wearing tights!

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

(I do!)

You're like five! I think you can pull it off.

[hail-st-joseph.livejournal.com]

This is revenge for the snowshovel picture isn't it?

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

I did warn you!

[slinkster-ghoul.livejournal.com]

You could get James a big box. Then it's a spaceship, a pony and a dinosaur.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

You just described all my childhood toys! Except my box was Optimus Prime!

There's a strange sentence...

[in-spectre-mors.livejournal.com]

They give me an Australian guitar, but do they let me tour the place? Nooooo! I really need to go mediaeval on Inside Out's arses about that one. I want my Aussie love!

My goodness, but Mums is so exceptionally beautiful. I love seeing photos like these. It makes me feel more connected to all the things I wasn't around for. Like tiny little Joe! So cute! Though I have a feeling he's still tall for his age there. Lumberjacks...

James is getting so big! He looks more like you every day! And you... you're adorable!

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

I'll give you Aussie love. HAHA DOWN UNDE...anyway, yes. It would be awesome to go there!

Tiny Joe is adorable! And Mums was and is a looker. I whistled at her and she gave me pancakes. She's like a siren! What gives pancakes! If you want, I'll dig out all the old photo albums and bore you for HOURS with "this is me in the yard. This is me with a stick. This is me poking Adam with the stick. This is Adam kicking me." It'll be great!

Honey, make him stop!!

[in-spectre-mors.livejournal.com]

Careful, my love... I might put you in a hat with corks on!

Oooh, Mums is the best kind of siren! I'll have to try that. And darling, you and your albums could never bore me. That poking-Adam-with-the-stick story actually sounds very entertaining!

Somehow, I don't think James will listen to me on that one...

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

*snort* so not where I ever thought your response to my crass humour would go! I could wear a hat? You want me to try on an Aussie accent while I'm at it?!

OKay! I'll show them to you and then we can have sex after! I like making plans... And making up for being so very far away :(

Yeah. He's a bit insistent on this whole 'growing up' thing. Sigh. But he's so incredible. He just floors me every day. They all do.

[in-spectre-mors.livejournal.com]

Darling, that offer is just too priceless for me to pass up. Bring on the Skippy accent!

Ah, photos and sex. Brilliant night in!

That's the downside, if one could call it that, of our having such brilliant, precocious kids. They've all got it, from James to Thomas to Aislinn. It must be something in all the Prog Metal they're exposed to...

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Oh, I will.

I think so too!

Hah! Must be!

[seminalsemiotic.livejournal.com]

Wow, these are brilliant! Lavinia's a hottie. These photos made me really happy. Especially little Joe and his little tights!

I love the shot from Greece, too. That one's really got something.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

He's Robin Hood or Peter Pan or someone tighty! Isn't he adorable! And yep, our Mums is a hottie alright.

It was about freedom. She finally got to see the world and it meant a lot to her.

[seminalsemiotic.livejournal.com]

There should be more tights in the world *nods* Especially on Littletons!

That's awesome. I'm so glad she finally got to do that.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Hah!~ I'll wear tights for you next time I see you. That'll be a thrill!

Me too. My siblings are wonderful for doing it for her.

[seminalsemiotic.livejournal.com]

Baby, you and I are all about the thrills *grins*

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Hell yeah!

[empress-tasha.livejournal.com]

I have decided that one can never have too many photos of Littletons! You're such a beautiful bunch. Spectre well included.

I can just imagine what crazy adventures Lavinia was relating to the olds there...

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

I know, right? Mmmmmm he is delectable!

Hahhaa! Probably something scandelous! She does like to do that. I think those are her in-laws from her first marriage. Which is why they look stuck up!

[empress-tasha.livejournal.com]

Hehe, that's what in-laws are for! Telling scandalous things to! Though I'd tell my "in-laws" scandalous things anyway, because they're Liz and Emma and they enjoy them.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Hahhaa! They would, in fact, encourage such scandalous!

[empress-tasha.livejournal.com]

They may even occasionally recommend some.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

That is certainly not unheard of!