To Those in the Know

[suave_thomas]

Today was a good day. Even if Mum spent the entire day listening to Sisters of Mercy and then got mad at me when, after she said she had a crush on the singer, I said "Mum, you didn't tell me you liked women too". She hit me! And then spent hours telling me about Andrew Eldrsomething's eyes. And his voice. And his hands. And EWEWEW, Mum! She's getting back at me because she says this is like the House Of Love and she isn't getting any. Considering her children live (what is it I do...habitate?) here, however, I think that's for the best. Oh. And her t-shirt says "Rehab is the new black" and I asked her what that meant and she prattled on about someone named Lindsay Lohan? And everyone going to rehab. My mum's weird.

Anyway....
This is Joe. He's my brother! Joe is crazy. And he seems to have a growth in his shirt there, which he stresses is Violet's dog and not his. They're just friends, okay!


And Abby! She's dancing! Or something... Isn't she beautiful!?


This is tiny, but I'm in Mum's car, unaware that she's snapping pictures, Sneaky Sneakerson.


This is for Spectre! Except I look unamused and have a beard. Just look at the not face bits! And not at the wallpaper...


My shirt was wet. I'm told people like that...


Well...there's nothing like being obvious...


This is to make up for the blatant above picture...


And this is to negate the making it up. Please excuse me, I was young.


That's better. At least I think so!


I was wrong, THIS is better. The sexiest man in the world. Leather pants never looked so good.


Oh god yes...


My beautiful Mary. I miss her.


God she's gorgeous. She's acting coy. She's really not.

Okay! So...there! Pictures!

Comments

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Hah! Mum says David having a fit is a sacrifice she's willing to make. She just wants to see David flail.

OOoh yay! Honey! Let's rent the cartoon! I make sound effects!

I'm sorry! But you know...welcome to me.

You win points! It means I'll feed you popcorn while we watch cartoons in silk robes and slippers!

AND LEATHER! (heee squeeze. Ahem. Or I could...you know...take care of that before the Transformers...)

She certainly has oodles of that. And I don't because I just used the word 'oodles'.

[in-spectre-mors.livejournal.com]

David flailing is an amusing sight... I can see where she's coming from.

Oooh, you seem to have quite a solid plan with this Transformers cartoon. I can certainly live with that! It sounds divine, Thomas.

I think you're absolutely charming, my sweet. I always have.

[whichdoctor.livejournal.com]

Traitors, all of you! You're going to sell me out to the germs in my sleep...

[in-spectre-mors.livejournal.com]

Yes, David. The germs are coming for you. BOOGA BOOGA!

I think Thomas might be rubbing off on me...

[whichdoctor.livejournal.com]

I'd fire you if it weren't so adorable.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Isn't he, though!?

[whichdoctor.livejournal.com]

Absolutely!

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

I'll rub off on you any time!

Also? You are so cute!

[in-spectre-mors.livejournal.com]

Hooray! I'm a lucky man.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

I might sell you to some Germans!

Peter is rich!

[whichdoctor.livejournal.com]

At least Peter would be clean!

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

You neatfreaks.

Incidentally, Peter has the ability to be very dirty!

[whichdoctor.livejournal.com]

Oh, I don't doubt that! The stories I've tried not to hear...

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

I imagine it's hard not to hear them when they're being told by Miss Aly... Her voice does tend to carry. But what a wonderful voice it is.

[whichdoctor.livejournal.com]

I couldn't agree more, Thomas. Really, I'd listen to her talk about anything. Even dirty Peter stories.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Me too, don't tell him!

Just the cartoon, or do you want the sexness before the cartoon bit! I did taunt you with pictures...

I've always thought the same of you too.

[in-spectre-mors.livejournal.com]

It'll be our secret!

Oh, I want the sex! You can't just taunt me then take it away again, you minx! That would just be too evil!

Mmm, thank you, my darling love.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

I do like to be evil...maybe I'll taunt you a little more first. Optimus can wait.

Speaking of The Prime, just know that you'll have to cradle me while I cry like a baby... You know...FYI.

You're welcome, My Spectre.

[in-spectre-mors.livejournal.com]

Well, when you put it like that, I like the evil too!

Thomas, it will be my pleasure to snuggle you. Always.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Let me find my villain mask! And then I'll come be evil before snuggles!

I love you, Spectre.

[in-spectre-mors.livejournal.com]

Oooh, that's one of my favourites!

I love you too, darling Thomas.