Ruminations of an Afterlife

Today was a good day. Even if Mum spent the entire day listening to Sisters of Mercy and then got mad at me when, after she said she had a crush on the singer, I said "Mum, you didn't tell me you liked women too". She hit me! And then spent hours telling me about Andrew Eldrsomething's eyes. And his voice. And his hands. And EWEWEW, Mum! She's getting back at me because she says this is like the House Of Love and she isn't getting any. Considering her children live (what is it I do...habitate?) here, however, I think that's for the best. Oh. And her t-shirt says "Rehab is the new black" and I asked her what that meant and she prattled on about someone named Lindsay Lohan? And everyone going to rehab. My mum's weird.

Anyway....( Look, Pictures! )