To Those in the Know

[suave_thomas]

Today was a good day. Even if Mum spent the entire day listening to Sisters of Mercy and then got mad at me when, after she said she had a crush on the singer, I said "Mum, you didn't tell me you liked women too". She hit me! And then spent hours telling me about Andrew Eldrsomething's eyes. And his voice. And his hands. And EWEWEW, Mum! She's getting back at me because she says this is like the House Of Love and she isn't getting any. Considering her children live (what is it I do...habitate?) here, however, I think that's for the best. Oh. And her t-shirt says "Rehab is the new black" and I asked her what that meant and she prattled on about someone named Lindsay Lohan? And everyone going to rehab. My mum's weird.

Anyway....
This is Joe. He's my brother! Joe is crazy. And he seems to have a growth in his shirt there, which he stresses is Violet's dog and not his. They're just friends, okay!


And Abby! She's dancing! Or something... Isn't she beautiful!?


This is tiny, but I'm in Mum's car, unaware that she's snapping pictures, Sneaky Sneakerson.


This is for Spectre! Except I look unamused and have a beard. Just look at the not face bits! And not at the wallpaper...


My shirt was wet. I'm told people like that...


Well...there's nothing like being obvious...


This is to make up for the blatant above picture...


And this is to negate the making it up. Please excuse me, I was young.


That's better. At least I think so!


I was wrong, THIS is better. The sexiest man in the world. Leather pants never looked so good.


Oh god yes...


My beautiful Mary. I miss her.


God she's gorgeous. She's acting coy. She's really not.

Okay! So...there! Pictures!