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suave_thomas ([personal profile] suave_thomas) wrote2007-09-14 08:30 pm

To Those in the Know

Today was a good day. Even if Mum spent the entire day listening to Sisters of Mercy and then got mad at me when, after she said she had a crush on the singer, I said "Mum, you didn't tell me you liked women too". She hit me! And then spent hours telling me about Andrew Eldrsomething's eyes. And his voice. And his hands. And EWEWEW, Mum! She's getting back at me because she says this is like the House Of Love and she isn't getting any. Considering her children live (what is it I do...habitate?) here, however, I think that's for the best. Oh. And her t-shirt says "Rehab is the new black" and I asked her what that meant and she prattled on about someone named Lindsay Lohan? And everyone going to rehab. My mum's weird.

Anyway....
This is Joe. He's my brother! Joe is crazy. And he seems to have a growth in his shirt there, which he stresses is Violet's dog and not his. They're just friends, okay!


And Abby! She's dancing! Or something... Isn't she beautiful!?


This is tiny, but I'm in Mum's car, unaware that she's snapping pictures, Sneaky Sneakerson.


This is for Spectre! Except I look unamused and have a beard. Just look at the not face bits! And not at the wallpaper...


My shirt was wet. I'm told people like that...


Well...there's nothing like being obvious...


This is to make up for the blatant above picture...


And this is to negate the making it up. Please excuse me, I was young.


That's better. At least I think so!


I was wrong, THIS is better. The sexiest man in the world. Leather pants never looked so good.


Oh god yes...


My beautiful Mary. I miss her.


God she's gorgeous. She's acting coy. She's really not.

Okay! So...there! Pictures!

[identity profile] seminalsemiotic.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 11:18 am (UTC)(link)
You never heard The Sisters of Mercy, Thomas? Oh my! They were at the pinnacle of the dark dance scene in the late eighties and early nineties. Really, no man who prides himself on his dance should be without them. Come dance with me sometime? I could do with a good dance.

So, rehab is the new black, hmm? Good to know. I'm so Gawth.

I have a growth like Joe's! It was fluffier though. It's huge now, and runs around the house of its own accord.

Mmm, the Littletons are a gorgeous family. Abby is just darling. And I love your making-up picture. You look so suave. Yummy. In the one below it, however, you have Peter-hair, which is an interesting look for you...

I WANT SPECTRE'S OUTFIT (in the first picture). Not that outfit specifically, because it wouldn't fit me (good Goddess), but in general... oh yes.

Yay, Mary! She's gorgeous too. Just look at those eyes...

[identity profile] suave-thomas.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 11:24 am (UTC)(link)
I have! They're NUNS! I can't help my background! To be truthful, I recognised and even like the music. I just didn't know the name of the band! I do dance to them! I danced with my mum! And I would love to go dancing with you!

Oh me too. Gawth.

I so love your dog. I would dogpile with Arco any time!

I HAVE PETER HAIR!? Oh god, how did that happen?! I suppose it's better than Bruce Lee hair?

I want the man IN the outfit! Mmmm.

I look at her eyes often. They're amazing, aren't they?!

[identity profile] seminalsemiotic.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 12:20 pm (UTC)(link)
NUNS! REVERSE! Actually, taken out of context, that sounds like a fetish position... I think I just squicked myself... Quick, do a dance to distract me!

Oooh, dogpile! We can do that, too! You're just getting tackling invitations from all the Baudrillard girls... beware, Lizzie will be next...

Maybe Peter Hair is contagious. You might give it to Spectre next!

You and Mary and Spectre are the pretty *nods*

[identity profile] suave-thomas.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 12:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Thomas: #1 at distracting dances!

Should I be worried about this Lizzie!? I am fond of Baudrillard girls...

....oh. Oh no...

So are you, Darlin'.

[identity profile] seminalsemiotic.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 01:06 pm (UTC)(link)
You're #1 at many things, my darling *smiles*

I suppose on the Lizzie front, it really depends on whether you tend to be worried by blondes who loudly pretend to be much less intelligent than they actually are. (Though I often worry that she's been pretending so long, it's actually taken hold...)

Well, if you're going to give Spectre nightmares... *winks*

Eeee, thank you!

[identity profile] suave-thomas.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 01:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Compliments from beautiful women everywhere!

Oh dear. Poor thing. She'll grow out of it when she realises that anyone worthwhile would rather her just be herself.

I give Spectre nightsomethings!

You're welcome!

[identity profile] seminalsemiotic.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 01:28 pm (UTC)(link)
You deserve them!

I hope you're right, Thomas. We used to get along so well. We had a beautiful sisterly relationship, and now... her ways create a barrier between us. I don't want to put all the blame on her, because maybe I'm not trying hard enough to break it down, but maybe it's not up to me to decide when those walls have to come down, either...

Hehe, I'll bet he enjoys those nightsomethings!

[identity profile] suave-thomas.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 01:30 pm (UTC)(link)
If it's important to you, then you'll get through. Maybe she just needs to know you're willing to try?

I hope he does!

[identity profile] seminalsemiotic.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 01:35 pm (UTC)(link)
You could be right there, darling. Okay... I'll try harder to let her know that. Thank you. You really are very good at this, you know.

[identity profile] suave-thomas.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 01:36 pm (UTC)(link)
You're always welcome, Beautiful.

[identity profile] in-spectre-mors.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 11:24 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, how I love Lavinia and her many rock crushes! She's an absolute darling. I've never had the pleasure of meeting Andrew myself, but I'm sure he'd get a kick out of anyone wearing "Rehab is the new black"!

Lindsay Lohan is an actress, by the way. She was in Mean Girls and... oh, what was the name of it? The movie with the car that was sentient. It sounds creepy, but it was supposed to be fun...

Anyway, look at Joe being adorable! And Thomas being adorable, mmm! I'm certainly more impressed with the wet t-shirt than the wallpaper. I wouldn't have even noticed it for the sexy if you hadn't drawn attention to it...

I do love when Abby laughs and dances like that. It's the sweetest thing.

Thomas... you taunt me with your sexy chest and sexy smile. Suffice to say I'm glad I'm not wearing leather pants this very minute...

Mary looks sensational in black and white. She must know how to pose for it from older lives. Of course, she looks gorgeous in full-colour, too!

[identity profile] suave-thomas.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 11:29 am (UTC)(link)
She said she was making a statement! Don't tell her that that Andrew man would love it, she'll never take the shirt OFF again.

Uh...I wouldn't know. I think that means I can give it a miss!

The wallpaper in there always makes me feel like I'm going to vomit. And I have a strong stomach! It's just sort of...okay it feels like the flowers are growing and it's mad.

Isn't she just so beyond gorgeous? I love it when she's happy. I just love it. And I adore her.

That is exactly the reaction I was going for! I remain, however, unglad that you are not wearing leather pants. Because I am selfish and you look so very sexy in them.

Maybe she was a photographer once?! She's been lots of people...

[identity profile] in-spectre-mors.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 12:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh dear, that sounds dreadfully unhygenic. David would have a fit!

We can probably stick with Transformers when it comes to sentient vehicles...

... That wallpaper just keeps getting scarier. You're going to give me nightmares! Nightmares of wallpaper growing things!

Abby is so far beyond gorgeous that I couldn't possibly find the words. She is a Littleton, after all.

Well, I could probably squeeze into some leather for you...

Oooh, she could have been a photographer! That would explain how she can make love to the camera with such poise and style. Or maybe that's just natural poise and style working for her there!

[identity profile] suave-thomas.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 12:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Hah! Mum says David having a fit is a sacrifice she's willing to make. She just wants to see David flail.

OOoh yay! Honey! Let's rent the cartoon! I make sound effects!

I'm sorry! But you know...welcome to me.

You win points! It means I'll feed you popcorn while we watch cartoons in silk robes and slippers!

AND LEATHER! (heee squeeze. Ahem. Or I could...you know...take care of that before the Transformers...)

She certainly has oodles of that. And I don't because I just used the word 'oodles'.

[identity profile] in-spectre-mors.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 01:07 pm (UTC)(link)
David flailing is an amusing sight... I can see where she's coming from.

Oooh, you seem to have quite a solid plan with this Transformers cartoon. I can certainly live with that! It sounds divine, Thomas.

I think you're absolutely charming, my sweet. I always have.

[identity profile] whichdoctor.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 01:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Traitors, all of you! You're going to sell me out to the germs in my sleep...

[identity profile] in-spectre-mors.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 01:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, David. The germs are coming for you. BOOGA BOOGA!

I think Thomas might be rubbing off on me...

[identity profile] whichdoctor.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 01:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd fire you if it weren't so adorable.

[identity profile] whichdoctor.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 01:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Absolutely!

[identity profile] suave-thomas.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 01:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll rub off on you any time!

Also? You are so cute!

[identity profile] in-spectre-mors.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 01:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Hooray! I'm a lucky man.

[identity profile] suave-thomas.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 01:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I might sell you to some Germans!

Peter is rich!

[identity profile] whichdoctor.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 01:29 pm (UTC)(link)
At least Peter would be clean!

[identity profile] suave-thomas.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 01:30 pm (UTC)(link)
You neatfreaks.

Incidentally, Peter has the ability to be very dirty!

[identity profile] whichdoctor.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 01:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I don't doubt that! The stories I've tried not to hear...

[identity profile] suave-thomas.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 01:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I imagine it's hard not to hear them when they're being told by Miss Aly... Her voice does tend to carry. But what a wonderful voice it is.

[identity profile] whichdoctor.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 01:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I couldn't agree more, Thomas. Really, I'd listen to her talk about anything. Even dirty Peter stories.

[identity profile] suave-thomas.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 01:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Me too, don't tell him!

Just the cartoon, or do you want the sexness before the cartoon bit! I did taunt you with pictures...

I've always thought the same of you too.

[identity profile] in-spectre-mors.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 01:30 pm (UTC)(link)
It'll be our secret!

Oh, I want the sex! You can't just taunt me then take it away again, you minx! That would just be too evil!

Mmm, thank you, my darling love.

[identity profile] suave-thomas.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I do like to be evil...maybe I'll taunt you a little more first. Optimus can wait.

Speaking of The Prime, just know that you'll have to cradle me while I cry like a baby... You know...FYI.

You're welcome, My Spectre.

[identity profile] in-spectre-mors.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 01:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, when you put it like that, I like the evil too!

Thomas, it will be my pleasure to snuggle you. Always.

[identity profile] suave-thomas.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 01:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Let me find my villain mask! And then I'll come be evil before snuggles!

I love you, Spectre.

[identity profile] in-spectre-mors.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 01:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Oooh, that's one of my favourites!

I love you too, darling Thomas.

[identity profile] abigail-lilith.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 12:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I bet you could find the notes!

I love you, Spectre.

Hell, I love everyone right now!

[identity profile] in-spectre-mors.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 01:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I love you too, Abby! Finding the notes, now that sounds like a good idea...

[identity profile] abigail-lilith.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 01:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Then I could dance to a me song!

[identity profile] suave-thomas.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 01:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I could write a song about you, but in true big brother fashion it'd have to be rude...

[identity profile] abigail-lilith.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 01:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Only if I can then respond in kind.

[identity profile] suave-thomas.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 01:12 pm (UTC)(link)
OKAY!

[identity profile] in-spectre-mors.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 01:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes! Lovely!

[identity profile] juniper-berries.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 11:41 am (UTC)(link)
I do love these photo posts. I never know whether it's the pictures I love so much, or the commentary that comes along with them. *grins*

[identity profile] suave-thomas.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 11:43 am (UTC)(link)
I'm glad you love them, Darlin'! I like to make people grin! Especially you, because your smile is beautiful and it lights up the room.

[identity profile] juniper-berries.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 11:51 am (UTC)(link)
*laughs* You know, if I was ever interested in a guy in that way, it would definitely be you, showering me with compliments all the time.

[identity profile] suave-thomas.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 11:56 am (UTC)(link)
And that's a rather mighty compliment right back, Kait!