To Those in the Know

[suave_thomas]

Today was a good day. Even if Mum spent the entire day listening to Sisters of Mercy and then got mad at me when, after she said she had a crush on the singer, I said "Mum, you didn't tell me you liked women too". She hit me! And then spent hours telling me about Andrew Eldrsomething's eyes. And his voice. And his hands. And EWEWEW, Mum! She's getting back at me because she says this is like the House Of Love and she isn't getting any. Considering her children live (what is it I do...habitate?) here, however, I think that's for the best. Oh. And her t-shirt says "Rehab is the new black" and I asked her what that meant and she prattled on about someone named Lindsay Lohan? And everyone going to rehab. My mum's weird.

Anyway....
This is Joe. He's my brother! Joe is crazy. And he seems to have a growth in his shirt there, which he stresses is Violet's dog and not his. They're just friends, okay!


And Abby! She's dancing! Or something... Isn't she beautiful!?


This is tiny, but I'm in Mum's car, unaware that she's snapping pictures, Sneaky Sneakerson.


This is for Spectre! Except I look unamused and have a beard. Just look at the not face bits! And not at the wallpaper...


My shirt was wet. I'm told people like that...


Well...there's nothing like being obvious...


This is to make up for the blatant above picture...


And this is to negate the making it up. Please excuse me, I was young.


That's better. At least I think so!


I was wrong, THIS is better. The sexiest man in the world. Leather pants never looked so good.


Oh god yes...


My beautiful Mary. I miss her.


God she's gorgeous. She's acting coy. She's really not.

Okay! So...there! Pictures!

Comments

[seminalsemiotic.livejournal.com]

You never heard The Sisters of Mercy, Thomas? Oh my! They were at the pinnacle of the dark dance scene in the late eighties and early nineties. Really, no man who prides himself on his dance should be without them. Come dance with me sometime? I could do with a good dance.

So, rehab is the new black, hmm? Good to know. I'm so Gawth.

I have a growth like Joe's! It was fluffier though. It's huge now, and runs around the house of its own accord.

Mmm, the Littletons are a gorgeous family. Abby is just darling. And I love your making-up picture. You look so suave. Yummy. In the one below it, however, you have Peter-hair, which is an interesting look for you...

I WANT SPECTRE'S OUTFIT (in the first picture). Not that outfit specifically, because it wouldn't fit me (good Goddess), but in general... oh yes.

Yay, Mary! She's gorgeous too. Just look at those eyes...

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

I have! They're NUNS! I can't help my background! To be truthful, I recognised and even like the music. I just didn't know the name of the band! I do dance to them! I danced with my mum! And I would love to go dancing with you!

Oh me too. Gawth.

I so love your dog. I would dogpile with Arco any time!

I HAVE PETER HAIR!? Oh god, how did that happen?! I suppose it's better than Bruce Lee hair?

I want the man IN the outfit! Mmmm.

I look at her eyes often. They're amazing, aren't they?!

[seminalsemiotic.livejournal.com]

NUNS! REVERSE! Actually, taken out of context, that sounds like a fetish position... I think I just squicked myself... Quick, do a dance to distract me!

Oooh, dogpile! We can do that, too! You're just getting tackling invitations from all the Baudrillard girls... beware, Lizzie will be next...

Maybe Peter Hair is contagious. You might give it to Spectre next!

You and Mary and Spectre are the pretty *nods*

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Thomas: #1 at distracting dances!

Should I be worried about this Lizzie!? I am fond of Baudrillard girls...

....oh. Oh no...

So are you, Darlin'.

[seminalsemiotic.livejournal.com]

You're #1 at many things, my darling *smiles*

I suppose on the Lizzie front, it really depends on whether you tend to be worried by blondes who loudly pretend to be much less intelligent than they actually are. (Though I often worry that she's been pretending so long, it's actually taken hold...)

Well, if you're going to give Spectre nightmares... *winks*

Eeee, thank you!

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Compliments from beautiful women everywhere!

Oh dear. Poor thing. She'll grow out of it when she realises that anyone worthwhile would rather her just be herself.

I give Spectre nightsomethings!

You're welcome!

[seminalsemiotic.livejournal.com]

You deserve them!

I hope you're right, Thomas. We used to get along so well. We had a beautiful sisterly relationship, and now... her ways create a barrier between us. I don't want to put all the blame on her, because maybe I'm not trying hard enough to break it down, but maybe it's not up to me to decide when those walls have to come down, either...

Hehe, I'll bet he enjoys those nightsomethings!

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

If it's important to you, then you'll get through. Maybe she just needs to know you're willing to try?

I hope he does!

[seminalsemiotic.livejournal.com]

You could be right there, darling. Okay... I'll try harder to let her know that. Thank you. You really are very good at this, you know.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

You're always welcome, Beautiful.