To Those in the Know

[suave_thomas]

Today was a good day. Even if Mum spent the entire day listening to Sisters of Mercy and then got mad at me when, after she said she had a crush on the singer, I said "Mum, you didn't tell me you liked women too". She hit me! And then spent hours telling me about Andrew Eldrsomething's eyes. And his voice. And his hands. And EWEWEW, Mum! She's getting back at me because she says this is like the House Of Love and she isn't getting any. Considering her children live (what is it I do...habitate?) here, however, I think that's for the best. Oh. And her t-shirt says "Rehab is the new black" and I asked her what that meant and she prattled on about someone named Lindsay Lohan? And everyone going to rehab. My mum's weird.

Anyway....
This is Joe. He's my brother! Joe is crazy. And he seems to have a growth in his shirt there, which he stresses is Violet's dog and not his. They're just friends, okay!


And Abby! She's dancing! Or something... Isn't she beautiful!?


This is tiny, but I'm in Mum's car, unaware that she's snapping pictures, Sneaky Sneakerson.


This is for Spectre! Except I look unamused and have a beard. Just look at the not face bits! And not at the wallpaper...


My shirt was wet. I'm told people like that...


Well...there's nothing like being obvious...


This is to make up for the blatant above picture...


And this is to negate the making it up. Please excuse me, I was young.


That's better. At least I think so!


I was wrong, THIS is better. The sexiest man in the world. Leather pants never looked so good.


Oh god yes...


My beautiful Mary. I miss her.


God she's gorgeous. She's acting coy. She's really not.

Okay! So...there! Pictures!

Comments

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Compliments from beautiful women everywhere!

Oh dear. Poor thing. She'll grow out of it when she realises that anyone worthwhile would rather her just be herself.

I give Spectre nightsomethings!

You're welcome!

[seminalsemiotic.livejournal.com]

You deserve them!

I hope you're right, Thomas. We used to get along so well. We had a beautiful sisterly relationship, and now... her ways create a barrier between us. I don't want to put all the blame on her, because maybe I'm not trying hard enough to break it down, but maybe it's not up to me to decide when those walls have to come down, either...

Hehe, I'll bet he enjoys those nightsomethings!

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

If it's important to you, then you'll get through. Maybe she just needs to know you're willing to try?

I hope he does!

[seminalsemiotic.livejournal.com]

You could be right there, darling. Okay... I'll try harder to let her know that. Thank you. You really are very good at this, you know.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

You're always welcome, Beautiful.