To Those in the Know

[suave_thomas]

I'm home, I spent the last two hours with my amazing son who is now asleep. He told me all about dressing up as his daddy for Halloween. Meaning Spectre. Oh, I just *melts*. Abby is off at Mums' with Stuart and Mara tonight, and Flynn and Spectre are touring. With James asleep, it's just me and the animals, who are all ignoring me with amazing ability.

I'm a sad man at home alone on a Sunday night, having just spent a week and a half searching for 'the Antichrist' in Rome and then burrowing through an underground wall for two days. You know the old story.




For some reason this reminded me of Spectre. With total L-O-V-E, Babe!


And thinking of Spectre made this relevant, but since I'm not a sick fuck, don't worry the pets are safe.


Anyway, they can take care of themselves!


So do I! Say it proud!


Hmmmm...


Better stock up, Ads. Hehehehhee


Wow. I was a MONK and I never met him. I've met the Antichrist though. I even slept with him on occasion. Lucky me!


Oh goodness, this could be like a 'meeting the parents' scenario...


Once again, it's Spectre...


:O!!!!


I think this is my favourite thing ever.


HAHHAA I want to do this!!


Uh...huh.


Yeah...been there.


I know how you feel, little guy. Except I am home, and glad to be so!


Good advice. Imma go take it.

Comments

[break-the-image.livejournal.com]

Wanking when you are home alone with your son!?

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Don't you judge me! My husband is a rock star and my wife is dead! And James is asleep!

[break-the-image.livejournal.com]

I'm not judging! Good on you!

By the way, you're in for a wedgie for calling me unmasculine.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Oh, Dammit!

[water-so-warm.livejournal.com]

Does this make me the salad dressing?

[deirdre-ionuin.livejournal.com]

Y'all are as open as I am, but you don't have 'I'm a demon' as an excuse...

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

We have "that's how Mums raised us"...

[hail-st-joseph.livejournal.com]

That'd be right.

[break-the-image.livejournal.com]

I won't judge you either, just don't do it when I can hear you!

[father-peter.livejournal.com]

Oddly enough, I don't think Satan would have been as miffed as my father was to know I took a male lover.

Even though my dad was just a big queen.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Yes, he encourages that kind of thing, according to those asshats, doesn't he?

Your dad makes me sad. But we have some good talks sometimes.

[father-peter.livejournal.com]

Yes. He encourages a lot of worthwhile things, according to those asshats.

He makes me sad too, but I like that you can talk to him.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Mm.

Sometimes it helps to have the hindsight of death.

[slinkster-ghoul.livejournal.com]

Hee. You are such a Thomas.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Finally! :D!

[slinkster-ghoul.livejournal.com]

I know, right?

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

You're beautiful!

[in-spectre-mors.livejournal.com]

Hehe... fair call on the footballer. But only if I don't have my Mace with me! Which I'm pretty sure they don't allow on the football field, but you never know...

I think that penguin looks like I felt in Moscow.

And let's be honest here - it would take at least two sparkly strings, arranged in a nice pattern, to get me that blissful. Unlike the dog, I do have standards!

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Probably not. Now the rugby field on the other hand... Totally different story!

My poor baby. Now I want to kiss the penguin better, which is STILL nothing like being a sick fuck...

Honey, you clap when I give you presents because the ribbons are so beautiful. Though I suppose there is more than one sparkly string involved...

Are you saying I don't have standards?! Pffft. You should totally call me so I can talk to you while I pull the cock-handle towards me and then all the door are ready for opening by hand.

[in-spectre-mors.livejournal.com]

Ah, rugby must be my game! I always thought it was tiddlywinks, but for some reason, they frowned on Mace there, too.

Well, to be fair, he is an adorable little thing!

That's true! You do give the best, and best-wrapped, presents!

Well, I'd be kind of shooting myself in the foot to say that you didn't have standards! But as for the call? I'll get right on it! (Though I'd rather get on your cock-handle.)

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

I should think so! You and your mace. You're my little scrapper, aren't you? You make sports spicy!

He is!

I don't know, your wrapping is pretty darned impressive. I like to think my presents are one of a kind though! Who else would give his husband crabs for their two year anniversary!? Well...the fun kind anyway...

Just for the record, I have awesome standards. And, babe, I'd rather have you on my cock-handle. As incredible unromantic as that sounds!!

[seminalsemiotic.livejournal.com]

I heard about the boy who stuck his finger in the duck, but the dog who stuck his penis in one? That's ridiculous!

So what do we call it when Engrish gets translated to... worse Engrish?

I don't actually know what the levitating guy is doing, but it does look fun...

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

It's pretty fucked up, yes!! Poor duck!

I know. How can it get worse that "All your base!" Well...worse or better?

I think he's jumping horizontally. Oh, I miss that!

[seminalsemiotic.livejournal.com]

I feel the duck's pain.

Nothing can improve on "All your base." People shouldn't try!

Do it, do it!

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

....ohpleaseno.

Absolutely agreeing with you there!

Hahhahaha well I meant...yes, okay, I'll do it!