To Those in the Know

Oh my dear Lord...

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

I'm fascinated and kind of sick and I am so making some of these because who doesn't have to worry about clogged arteries? Me. If I'm here, I'm going to enjoy it, darnit!

Seriously, if I'd only know about this then maybe I wouldn't have had so much trouble gaining weight after Amaris. Look at that thing! Fuck me...

Whoohoo, Mary, you want to eat disgustingly fatty foods with me! I'm so romantic.

Oh my god, seriously...

I need to stop. Lest I clog the arteries of the people around me with my fatty aura...

To Those in the Know but mostly to Scarlett and Stephie

I'm sorry. I have to go. Amaris is with Peter's family and I can't just let him face her alone. I'm going. I'll be back as soon as I can, I promise.