To Those in the Know

[suave_thomas]

I'm in Bradford!! Which is where I grew up, those of you who are like "Where the fuck is that?!" Yeah...valid. It's on the Avon!! I've just been spending time with Mumsie, Joe, Julian and my Mary. And it's been fantastic, even if Mums beat ALL of us at naughty word Scrabble last night. I was erm...slightly too inebriated to be much good. Mary very nearly caught her though!! They're feisty! And today, I showed Mary all around the town I grew up in. So the poor dear had to hear horror stories like 'that's the alley I threw up in after going to Bobby Ridgeway's party and eating too much cake'. Pleasant, no?! And there was the 'this is the house I very nearly got laid in until I realised that would be all unholy, and ended up offending the girl'. Which was fair enough because I actually DID use the word 'unholy'. Poor thing. She was really excited too, and I shattered her unholy dreams. And mine too, mind!




On the back porch of the house I spent my whole life in. I remember sleeping out there in the summer with Adam and Joe. We were adventurers see. You know...on the back porch...


Mary in the morning. God, she's gorgeous...


I might be a little drunk already, there...


Joe is actually NOT drunk. He was 'fixing' Mums' telly and I said "Joe, you look like you're talking to it.." and he said "I AM THAT'S HOW YOU FIX IT!!" Silly, Thomas. Incidentally, he DID fix the thing...


Best part about going home? Finding old blackmail pictures. Look! My older brother is covered in balls! AHHAHHA!


And there's this. Which I feel quite dirty posting...but seriously...it had to be done. Joe. What in the hell? Mums found it and she nearly cacked herself laughing.


I look quite grumpy. And a little like George Clooney...which is very strange. But see, I can get my rage on! And my Batman too!


And then Julian showed me his Spectre forum what has pictures of little Spectre on it and I'm sorry. These ones just...I'm dead now. For reals. LOOK at him!!! His hair is short!! (And I very much want to lick his chest...)


*dies*

And I have to stop now, because there's too much cute. I may explode.

Do I get 'disturbing points' for putting a picture of my nearly naked brother AND pictures of my lovers in the same picspam? I really think I should...

Comments

[lady-with-thee.livejournal.com]

What can I say? There's a lot one can learn in five hundred years, including how not to have bed hair, and many, many dirty words. Lavinia caught me out, though. Apparently "fucketh" is not the term we used back in those days. Maybe my memory is going.

I really like that very first picture of you. You look so happy. I'm so glad that particular moment has been preserved forever. Also, I can't say that the preservation of Joe's body is a bad thing, either. He's a very attractive man. When he's not poking television sets...

It's very strange seeing Spectre with short hair. But the blonde streaks work for him very nicely.

[in-spectre-mors.livejournal.com]

Goodness me! I'm even smaller than usual. But at least my taste was still impeccable back then. I look fantastic!

You, however, look divine. What a beautiful man you are, Thomas, drunk or sober. You make a sensational George Clooney! Much better than the original.

I'm not sure I ever wanted to see quite so much of Joe... I'm glad I had the ball-pit photo to keep scrolling back to. He does have a very nicely-toned body, though.

I love the photo of Mary. That's a work of art.

It sounds like you've all had such a wonderful family time together. I'm very happy, though I do wish I could have been in two places at once!

[empress-tasha.livejournal.com]

Hahaha... if someone had used the word "unholy" to describe me, it would have just been a turn-on. Actually, they did and it was... Showing me the alleyways you threw up in might have had the desired antaphrodisiac effect, though. At least you and Mary have reached the point where you can do those things!

Those are some truly beautiful (and occasionally silly) pictures. Joe teaches us to have a greater appreciation of nature, as well as television. He is a man of contradictions. Meanwhile, you teach us that life is beautiful while sober, but it's just funny while drunk.

Your lovers are gorgeous, you lucky man.

[virtuosic-flair.livejournal.com]

AUGH, DAD!