To Those in the Know

[suave_thomas]

I'm in Bradford!! Which is where I grew up, those of you who are like "Where the fuck is that?!" Yeah...valid. It's on the Avon!! I've just been spending time with Mumsie, Joe, Julian and my Mary. And it's been fantastic, even if Mums beat ALL of us at naughty word Scrabble last night. I was erm...slightly too inebriated to be much good. Mary very nearly caught her though!! They're feisty! And today, I showed Mary all around the town I grew up in. So the poor dear had to hear horror stories like 'that's the alley I threw up in after going to Bobby Ridgeway's party and eating too much cake'. Pleasant, no?! And there was the 'this is the house I very nearly got laid in until I realised that would be all unholy, and ended up offending the girl'. Which was fair enough because I actually DID use the word 'unholy'. Poor thing. She was really excited too, and I shattered her unholy dreams. And mine too, mind!




On the back porch of the house I spent my whole life in. I remember sleeping out there in the summer with Adam and Joe. We were adventurers see. You know...on the back porch...


Mary in the morning. God, she's gorgeous...


I might be a little drunk already, there...


Joe is actually NOT drunk. He was 'fixing' Mums' telly and I said "Joe, you look like you're talking to it.." and he said "I AM THAT'S HOW YOU FIX IT!!" Silly, Thomas. Incidentally, he DID fix the thing...


Best part about going home? Finding old blackmail pictures. Look! My older brother is covered in balls! AHHAHHA!


And there's this. Which I feel quite dirty posting...but seriously...it had to be done. Joe. What in the hell? Mums found it and she nearly cacked herself laughing.


I look quite grumpy. And a little like George Clooney...which is very strange. But see, I can get my rage on! And my Batman too!


And then Julian showed me his Spectre forum what has pictures of little Spectre on it and I'm sorry. These ones just...I'm dead now. For reals. LOOK at him!!! His hair is short!! (And I very much want to lick his chest...)


*dies*

And I have to stop now, because there's too much cute. I may explode.

Do I get 'disturbing points' for putting a picture of my nearly naked brother AND pictures of my lovers in the same picspam? I really think I should...

Comments

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Whoohoo!! Joe doesn't have MY balls...

Thomas appreciates that you appreciate him! Honestly...I never saw the point in hiding who I was. I was just me. And if people didn't like that, oh well. Oddly enough, I think most people did like it. Which I hope doesn't make me sound vain.

I really think so too.

[empress-tasha.livejournal.com]

That's probably for the best!

I think most people love it. I certainly do, and more the fools they who don't. They clearly don't know what they're missing.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

I really think so!

Charm and vomiting stories!!!

[empress-tasha.livejournal.com]

Charm and vomiting stories are the best combination.

[twilightrobe.livejournal.com]

i'll have to try it on kay sometime.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

...Oh dear, Morning Glory.

[twilightrobe.livejournal.com]

where? oh right, me! the metaphorical one, not the literal one. i'm hip to your jive...

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

My jive is hip!