To Those in the Know

[suave_thomas]

The key to world peace? The legalisation and mass distribution of marijuana. Seriously. Peter is the most determined person I know, but when he's high all he wants to do is munch things, stare at boobs (his wife's, before you go getting offended for Aly's honour) and philosophise. And by philosophise I do mean, mentioning Kant and then giggling for twenty minutes because 'Kant' is like 'Cunt' (a word I have heard Peter say all of three times until today...) and then actually trying to relate that to philosophy using Sigmund Freud, everyone's favourite scapegoat.

Seriously. If everyone in the world were too busy doing that, no one would want to fuck anyone up. They'd be too busy giggling about all the 'virgins in paradise' to want to kill people to get to them.

Comments

[deirdre-ionuin.livejournal.com]

Peter giggled about Kant?

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Like a little girl.

[deirdre-ionuin.livejournal.com]

Brill!

[father-peter.livejournal.com]

It's legal for me! I have a thing! Prescription doodad.

You make me sound like a criminal...

Not high anymore by the way, but apparently still paranoid!

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Yes, which is WHY I said the thing about making it legal for everyone else. What the world needs is one big fatty chill joint.

Paranoid!Peter is adorable.

[father-peter.livejournal.com]

I managed to eat today! Pancakes! Allah bless you, Mary Jane.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

*snort*

God I love you, Peter.

[slinkster-ghoul.livejournal.com]

I can't think of anything funnier than getting high with Peter! Think he'd let me...

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

You might have to hide it from his cop daughter there, Sneaky Sneakerson.

[officer-paul.livejournal.com]

Well his cop daughter's partner will pretend he didn't see it...

I've gotten good at that, oddly enough...

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

And I am keeping my mouth closed!

[slinkster-ghoul.livejournal.com]

You think? I have my ways around her.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Ah, you'll utilise your wiles there?

I wish I had feminine wiles...

[empress-tasha.livejournal.com]

Come see me after you've partaken, I don't want to be tempted during the fact. I have to be clean... but I do want to be amused by stoner!Stephie.

[father-peter.livejournal.com]

You never know what I'll do...

[slinkster-ghoul.livejournal.com]

That's the point ;)

[in-spectre-mors.livejournal.com]

It'd take a hell of a spliff to get me high... Deirdre and I would probably go through a whole plant between us. Good for the industry, though. Supernatural weed trade...?

Haha, Kant. That is all.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

You never know!! I'm never smoked weed. But it was cute to see the effect it had on Peter!

That's fair!

[in-spectre-mors.livejournal.com]

Well hey, it's not for everyone. Peter is adorable when high, though! Not that that's much of a change from usual, of course.

[seminalsemiotic.livejournal.com]

I think laughing at Kant while high is an important rite of passage for all good philosophers. Next, we move on to spelling "Nietzsche" while high...

Also, mmmm. Aly's boobs.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

I think Peter could do that one. He can speak Aramaic! Though it don't know if it's fair when he has a brain tumour. That's a spelling handicap.

I agree! In a not sleazy way...

[seminalsemiotic.livejournal.com]

Ah, that's a fair point. This is the man who wrote in the margins of his dictionary, though. I don't think that's ever going to get less amusing. I wonder if he ever wrote in the Aramaic dictionary... you know, just to be a smartarse *grins*

I think, of the many words in the English language, sleazy is one that would never apply to you, darling.

[twilightrobe.livejournal.com]

What have we learnt from Achmed the Dead Terrorist? Nobody said they were female virgins...

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

That wouldn't necessarily be so bad for Peter and I!!

[twilightrobe.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! Thomas and Peter: The Virginators!