He's insinuating that I am good for nothing but looking pretty and fawning all over my husband while giggling demurely behind my hand!!
And while I may do all three, thankyouverymuch, usually I only ever giggly demurely behind my hand because I just made a penis joke or I'm alerting Spectre to some hotties who happen to be present (though none as hot as Spectre, as such a man does not exist).
He said that if Spectre attends an award show, I would have to be 'the woman'. And I said 'why can't I just be a man?' and then he was all "TROPHY HUSBAND TROPHY HUSBAND!" But whatever because I can totally diagnose him will all sorts of shite now!
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Date: 2009-05-22 11:47 am (UTC)And while I may do all three, thankyouverymuch, usually I only ever giggly demurely behind my hand because I just made a penis joke or I'm alerting Spectre to some hotties who happen to be present (though none as hot as Spectre, as such a man does not exist).
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Date: 2009-05-22 11:49 am (UTC)You're also a tattletale!
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Date: 2009-05-22 11:58 am (UTC)We're bonding, leave us to our unusual rituals!
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