To Those in the Know

[suave_thomas]

Peter was down today, and when I asked him what would make him feel better, he said, "you in leather". So I think it's safe to say he's at least feeling a little better! He did make me watch West Side Story and Cats before I was allowed to leave. James was horrified. So I think it's safe to say he's not a little three-year-old gay boy. He said, and I quote, "Why don't they just say how they feel? Why do they have to sing it?" Oh, little boy. Sometimes you have to.

Just not me, because we all know how that would end. With everyone running away from me. And then I'd have to sing a sad song about having no friends.




Happy Halloween!! RAWWRRR!


That woman clearly shops here... Zombiemart.


Spectre on Halloween!


Oh, Bruce. Is it really that bad?


Yes, that is Jake Gyllenhall...


Holy fuck, I'll write fanfic about it...


Even Snape likes it!


Giggity!


That guy looks like he'd like to tap Hils. He probably thinks she's a man... Easy mistake. Even if that security guy doesn't think I'm funny...


AUGH, FUCK!


Ah, Benedict. He gets up to everything.


Why yes. Yes you are.


Not everyone is a Littleton...


MmmHMM. I hope he's not talking about Dylan Moran...


Several things which are very true.


A stunning true story of Flynn and Deirdre...


I know how you feel, Flipper...


Whore dust! *giggles*

Allow me to tell you a story in pictoral form...






OHHHHHHHH yeah....

(How was I ever a monk?!)

Comments

[deirdre-ionuin.livejournal.com]

HAHAHHAHHAHhaHAHHAHAHHA It's funny 'cause it's true! The picture of Flynn and me I mean :D

And Thomas? You being a monk is a waste. That was a nice story you told. I'm totally right there with you!

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

And what a stunning pair!

Thanks, Deirdre. I'm rather partial to the story myself. I plan on telling it to myself over and over and over again tonight.

[deirdre-ionuin.livejournal.com]

*snort* HEY, ME TOO!

Except my inappropriate novelty mug will have lady bits on it!

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

I dare you to drink from it about Spectre...

THE MUG! I MEAN THE MUG!

[deirdre-ionuin.livejournal.com]

AHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAA!!

[slinkster-ghoul.livejournal.com]

You are my favourite.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

HOLY FUCK THAT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME!!!

[slinkster-ghoul.livejournal.com]

It's so enthusiastic though.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

And how I can't stop laughing!! Aaahhhhhh that would have been my favourite movie ever if that had happened! Maybe I'll imagine it while I tell myself that story I wrote up there.

Want to go see This is it?! I almost promise I won't have a spontaneous orgasm in the seat next to you...

[slinkster-ghoul.livejournal.com]

I like to imagine that is how the movie went.

Yeah, I could do that. Should we take a demon or someone with us?

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

I'm imagining it now...

I mean, sure! Svetlana! Imagine her bouncing to Billie Jean! Seriously, do it, it's adorable! You want to bring Josie too? I imagine her face would look like this :|

[slinkster-ghoul.livejournal.com]

Hah, yeah, it would be. I'll see if Jude needs her for anything tonight. Think Rosa would be able to handle a movie or will she try attack the big people on the screen?

[solitary-ground.livejournal.com]

I'll come!

[slinkster-ghoul.livejournal.com]

That'll work. You're probably actually enjoy it more than Josie too.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Wonderful! Oh I am SO EXCITED!

Rosa won't attack the people, but she'll wonder who the talented white lady is...

[slinkster-ghoul.livejournal.com]

Aw Rosa.

[solitary-ground.livejournal.com]

Okay! I'll be guard dog!

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Perfect!

I'm wearing one sparkly glove and I am going to do the Smooth Criminal dance down some stairs!

[in-spectre-mors.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. We need to stage a serious intervention with our son! He can't go through life not appreciating musicals!

Maybe we should ask Joe for advice...

Let's face it. If we were Cheese Lords, we'd be suspicious of the Pope too. But there can be only one Batman. And apparently it's not one of us...

Hehe, crabs.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Hahhaa! I think you might have an uphill battle there! Unless you sing along with them. You see, I am banned, so I cannot!

Joe did raise a musical appreciator!

Whatever, I'm Batman. :D! Suspicious cheeselordy Batman!

Crabs :D Crab's whoredust.

I think that pictorial story made me a whore, maybe I have whoredust!? I do not, however, have crabs.

[in-spectre-mors.livejournal.com]

See, that I can do! You know I know all the words...

Yes! To Joe we will listen!

Oh, I can definitely believe you're Batman. What with your amazingly chiseled figure and such... Mmm.

You don't have crabs because you gave them to me! I don't know from whoredust, though. I generally keep things tidy!

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

I really do. And I think it's one of the best things ever.

Joe bought Julian makeup, maybe we should do that!

I will so buy a Batsuit for nextimes! You want we should give our toy some use again?! After James and Marie are in bed...

That's where I left my crabs! Well, your crabs now! You're right about the tidy. Maybe not so much whoredust as a dirty dirty mind.

[in-spectre-mors.livejournal.com]

Sing-along when we're together again? I think so!

Oooh, now there's a thought. We'd make him so pretty! Not that he needs make-up for that.

Toy-time! And I will definitely be thinking of you in the Batsuit...

Now, my mind, I have no intention of cleaning up!

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

You can sing and we'll both dance! Oh, wonderful!

He absolutely doesn't, but it might be fun! I want eyeliner! For me!

I can pretend to be Batman on the phone, but I don't know how well that will work...

Good, because your mind is perfect.

[in-spectre-mors.livejournal.com]

Yes! For our dance steps are brilliant.

Oooh, Thomas in eyeliner! Yes please!

I think it just means you'd make your voice raspy...

Oh, my love. I believe yours is, too.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Everything we do is brilliant.

You shall have! When we see each other again.

Hhahaha! I can do that! Raspy!Thomas. It's a good thing I remembered to pack this thing. Not so good we left the country before my half got to me. I forever pout.

Thank you, Spectre. You're beautiful.

[in-spectre-mors.livejournal.com]

True! We are made of brilliance. I can't wait to see you again, Thomas. Then we can do all of this for real!

My gorgeous love, you are always welcome.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

That will be just about the best thing ever. I miss you so much. You know...just in case that wasn't blindingly obvious!

[in-spectre-mors.livejournal.com]

It is, but it never hurts to hear it! I miss you too, my darling.

[twilightrobe.livejournal.com]

Goddamn, the Pope is scary. If I ever need a reminder of how creepy that whole Catholicism thing can get (not that I ever would)...

I like your story. 'specially the Star Wars chicks. That is one sexy... lightsaber.

Not so sure Hilary is quite the attractive prospect that guy seems to think she is, though...

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

No kidding, right!? I liked the last one. So glad I died and therefore left the clergy before that one took over. He just radiates evil and creepiness.

Mmm yes. I took MJ's advice and Beat It, just beat it. :D!

Yeah...me neither.

[twilightrobe.livejournal.com]

Maybe that's what really happened to Jesus, too. Caught wind of old Ratzinger there, and figured he'd better get going while the getting was good.

Ha! Good stuff. I was gonna say, "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em," but you obviously did beat it, so... yeah, I got nothin'.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

I think you just might be right...

Hahahhaa!! I didn't really. The pictures were yum and the story amused me. I'd still rather hear my husband's voice than..

Wow, sharing a lot of information right now!

[twilightrobe.livejournal.com]

Not like I can complain about TMI! Not after I told Deirdre about her mum...

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Hahhaa!

[water-so-warm.livejournal.com]

All your talk of horniness is turning me on.

I'm sure Adam will thank you for it later.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

I can't help it, I have no release! Well, I do, but not my preferred...anyway...

That's strange to think about! My horniness has benefits for my older brother. Hmm. Weird.

[water-so-warm.livejournal.com]

I knew what you meant!

Yes, well, we've heard about friends with benefits, but brothers with benefits...?

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

SO WRONG, CRYSTAL, SO WRONG!

Still, at least he has benefits now! He was starting to get grumpy.

[water-so-warm.livejournal.com]

He and I both!