To Those in the Know

[suave_thomas]

LONDON! Oh, how I missed your frosty chill. And look this shit still makes me laugh. If you want to see a funny face, call Peter Peepee.




At dinner with Spectre. He was showing me off to people. Note how classy I am, and how very clearly he cannot bring me anywhere without me acting like a gigantic knob. *elbows and wiggles eyebrows* I was being Wolverine, btw. Because I'm awesome. Just be thankful I wasn't being Optimus Prime, because it would have, somehow, involved that jug being on my person.


We're tight, he and I. Did I get pictures of my son with him? No. Because Mickey scared the PISS out of James. Mummies and creepy skeletons he can handle. Giant mice? Hell no. I was halfway through posing for a second photo when the poor boy started screaming that Mickey was trying to lure me into a false sense of security so he could kill me and eat my young. Where does he get these things? Deirdre, I'm looking at you...

Being with my husband while he was overseas was amazing. I got to run errands (yes, this excites me, I'm dead I have to find excitement in something) and I got to welcome him home every night. If he was tired I took care of him. He didn't have to miss me or the kids. I love being a tour husband! I hope I get to do it again sometime. I just...really kills me (lol :| ) that I might not get that chance. Pampering husband=love. So does knowing he doesn't have to go to sleep at night without me. I pretty much love it.

You know what else is love? Seeing Flynn at Disneyland. But I'll let him tell his own tale. Seeing him happy, though? And Quinn's surprise "Hi, I'm in California for one day just to go to Disneyland with you" visit was pretty damned incredible too. The trip was just...full of love. And I'm so blessed.

Comments

[slinkster-ghoul.livejournal.com]

James is right, that mouse freaks me the hell out too.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Dude, it's Mickey! He's giving a thumbs up, that means everything's fine! The palooka with the forks for hands doesn't freak you out, but Mickey does? He's delightful.

I have presents for you! Don't worry, they don't include Mickey Mouse!

[slinkster-ghoul.livejournal.com]

Nuh uh. I like the forks. Wolvie is my homeboy.

Oh sweet :D

Hey Thomas, guess what I did today.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Rawr! Or whatever sound a Wolverine makes...

:D!

Uhm...does it involve cheese?

[slinkster-ghoul.livejournal.com]

No it doesn't involve cheese :P

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

I give up, what was it?!

[slinkster-ghoul.livejournal.com]

I flew :D

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Wonderful!! Congratulations! I knew you would. Was it incredible!? Did you feel all powerful and wheeee!? Can I come over so you can tell me everything?!

[slinkster-ghoul.livejournal.com]

I think my bottom lip will never recover because it spent the whole time between my teeth getting bit. I perfected the art of swearing with my lip between my teeth (I am awesome) It wasn't by myself or anything, i don't get that for ages and ages but I was actually flying the great beast of a thing, Thomas! Cal didn't think I was ready for landing it by myself yet, though. I don't think so either. I've seen me try to park a car and they don't even go in the air (unless you're doing it wrong.) But yes yes come over!

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Mums is making me bring pawpaw cream for your lip because she's Mumslike! I'm so proud of you! I would have been like "aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh NO YOU DO IT" so you're braver than I am! And swearing with no bottom lip IS awesome.

I'm coming over!

Have I mentioned I'm proud of you! Because I am!!

[slinkster-ghoul.livejournal.com]

Pawpaw what?! Or rather, what cream? Hi Lavinia, it's fine...

You're a dork (Thomas) :P I missed you, all running away to Disneyland like that.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

It's made from papayas and it really does help with ouchies. Oh my god. I just went all 'Dad' there. Sorry for that!

Hahahaha I think Mums would have known you meant me ;) And I missed you too! I promise I'll only do it again with proper warning.

[in-spectre-mors.livejournal.com]

I loved having you with me, dear, even if only for a brief one-stop. Travelling with you and the kids makes all the difference. I thought the Wolverine thing was hilarious! Though you're right, the staff might have drawn the line at Optimus Prime. He's rather larger than life.

That mouse has the cold, dead eyes of a killer.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

And the place the jug ended up wouldn't have been kosher, necessarily... I'm kidding, I probably wouldn't put a jug on my cock in public... And I'm glad I made you laugh! I was like "Uncomfortable. What to do. WOLVERINE FINGERS, TA DA!" I really am five years old.

He was delightful! He gave me a pat on the bum!

[in-spectre-mors.livejournal.com]

That being said, you were in a room full of musicians, a great many of them Metal, so non-kosher things were bound to happen. Not necessarily at Dream Theater's table, but still... Wolverine works, though! As you demonstrated!

Haha, oh dear. Well, I'm glad he's out...

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Wolvie's hot, baby. The look on my face, not so much, necessarily. We could play Wolverine! I could pretend to be broody! Broody brood brood. Brroooooooddddd! Brood?

Good for the mouse!

[in-spectre-mors.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! Hey, you know most people look for sense of humour in a partner. I got that in spades, and the hotness too! Best of all worlds.

We can totally make our own Cyclops / Wolverine slash.

What's good for da mouse is good for da house. Mon.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Baby, I got the best of all worlds too. Because I can act like a knob and you still love me.

Hooray!

Ya! (If you come in here now, I will demonstrate my hilarious Jamaican accent...)

[in-spectre-mors.livejournal.com]

Thomas, my darling, you could act like the whole door and I'd still adore every moment of it.

I am so there.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

You say the best things!

Oh hai! :D I see you!

[empress-tasha.livejournal.com]

Haha, day-trip to Disneyland. Our lives are not like other people's. But that's pretty awesome. I'm sure it made Flynn's day even more!

"Eat your young?" That's definitely Deirdre.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Deirdre paid for it! She said it was their engagement present. I have a feeling Quinn was pretty tired by the end of it... Flynn was rapt. It was wonderful.

That's what I thought!

[empress-tasha.livejournal.com]

Clearly she was making up for making Mickey scary!

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Mickey is my homemouse! Respect!

[empress-tasha.livejournal.com]

Goofy is so where it's at.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

SACRILEGE! TASHA NOOOOO!!! He's a dog who has a friend who has a DOG.

It's not RIGHT...

[empress-tasha.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha! I so never thought of it like that. That is brilliantly twisted.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

It's like condoning S&M.

Go, Walt?

[empress-tasha.livejournal.com]

Hell yeah, baby.

[demon-svetlana.livejournal.com]

MOUSE! I'm so coming to Disneyland next time.

I should get mice. Come help me choose mice, Thomas? I think Rasputina would like them.

I promise not to feed them to the fishies. Well, maybe one. Like the ones you feed to snakes.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

I should hope so!!

Okay! As long as you take me nowhere near the lizards! And yes. Don't feed the pet mice to your fishies...

Is Rasputina coming too?

[demon-svetlana.livejournal.com]

No, we don't need lizards. We already have not-furry things. I want furry!

Do you want Rasputina to come? She can help us choose!

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Excellent! We will buy many mice! OH they are so cute!

Yes! And she can cuddle Uncle Thomas!

[demon-svetlana.livejournal.com]

Cute little fuzzies and baby cuddles! Yay!

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

:D