To Those in the Know

[suave_thomas]

Today is my husband's birthday! He's twenty-eight. And beautiful. So beautiful. And I'm going to spoil him rotten because today is a very important day. And I love him. And he deserves it.

And I like spoiling him because he gets this cute "I can't believe it's real" look. But it is real. And I get to give it to him.

I get to give him everything.

Oooh oooh! And a stuffed squid! Hahhahaha it looks like a big, white penis with tentacles.

Comments

[deirdre-ionuin.livejournal.com]

This was so sweet until you devolved into hentai...

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Until I devolved into what?

[deirdre-ionuin.livejournal.com]

Oh right. Sometimes I forget you were a monk.

Just don't look up hentai in Google image search to see what it is...

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Thank you!!

Also? 1) Never tell a BOY not to do something because he will immediately do it. 2) I am scarred for life.

[deirdre-ionuin.livejournal.com]

Hahahhaa!! Well I did warn you.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

And yet the psychological scars are still very present.

[father-peter.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD SO AM I!

[deirdre-ionuin.livejournal.com]

Oh god, I got two of you.

If we bring Stuart in, I've got a hat trick...

Deirdre Gallagher - Defiler of all that is Holy.

[father-peter.livejournal.com]

I'm going to text message him, Thomas and I shouldn't bear this alone!

[deirdre-ionuin.livejournal.com]

Oooh, you're kind of evil >:D

[father-peter.livejournal.com]

You just made me look at squid porn.

Oh yeah, happy birthday, Adrian!

[deirdre-ionuin.livejournal.com]

*snort*

[in-spectre-mors.livejournal.com]

Thank you, Peter! A word of advice: don't eat seafood tonight. It'll only go badly.

[father-peter.livejournal.com]

Oh, Jesus!!

[in-spectre-mors.livejournal.com]

No, I don't think he had much to do with it, really.

[father-peter.livejournal.com]

My inner Monk just died again.

[in-spectre-mors.livejournal.com]

Cthuey says you can still have an inner monk, as long as it worships him.

The proper method is by chanting, "Iya, iya, Cthuey, ftagen."

[father-peter.livejournal.com]

Haha! That's fair. I'll keep it in mind!

[in-spectre-mors.livejournal.com]

Right you are!

[in-spectre-mors.livejournal.com]

I love my squid. His name Cthuey. Everyone needs tentacle sex.

Of course, I love you far more, my Thomas. You keep proving to me that my dreams have come true, and that's more precious than I could ever say.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

You're a strange man. Though I did give it to you in the first place!! And do they now?

It certainly is precious to me too.

[in-spectre-mors.livejournal.com]

I don't deny the strange, though! And the tentacle sex thing must be true, Cthuey says so.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

I'm sure we can give him a friend he can sex it up with! Christmas is coming up...in six months time...

[in-spectre-mors.livejournal.com]

I think Cthuey might take matters into his own tentacles before then.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Well if he does that, he'll end up with crabs!!

Haha!

[in-spectre-mors.livejournal.com]

Oh dear, we'd best have the talk with him, then!

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

It'll be good practice anyway.

I remember when Mumsie gave ME the talk. "You have a cock. Girls have cunts. Sometimes your cock will want to be in a cunt..." etc.

[in-spectre-mors.livejournal.com]

Oh goodness me! That's quite unique... but at she certainly got to the heart of the matter!

[demon-svetlana.livejournal.com]

Awww, you two are so sweet :D

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Why thank you, Svetlana! I like to think so too.

[empress-tasha.livejournal.com]

Thomas Littleton: the man who made stuffed squids awesome.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Don't I make everything awesome!?

[empress-tasha.livejournal.com]

True, but it's stuffed squids in this particular instance.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Word!

How are you doing, Cupcake!?

[empress-tasha.livejournal.com]

Really good! Now is definitely a happy time. And you?

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Happy too :) In love. I miss Mary, but hopefully I'll see her soon!

[empress-tasha.livejournal.com]

I hope so too, Thomas. But I'm really glad you're happy now!

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[empress-tasha.livejournal.com]

Always.