Filtered to Spectre and then Abby

[suave_thomas]

Uhm...so Robert tried to have sex with me.

Oh. Hi, Honey, I'm home!

Anyway, yes. He asked to speak with me and he said he still had a little time before he left and I said we could spent it together, thinking he wanted to talk and not be alone. Well, I suppose he certainly didn't want to be alone... And I suppose he took 'we can spend time together' as 'please, undo my trousers' because he did. And I was so shocked I kind of stood there. And then I smacked his hands away, but that didn't work. I had to shove him across the room before the message got through. It took awhile because he's half cavetroll or something. And then I said 'together' didn't mean 'horizontal mambo together' and he was suitably mortified. We had sex before but that was when it was all new for me and the idea of sex was a novel thing, you know? And it was the same for Robert. We were flinging. We both knew that. And it's been flung. But apparently he thought I'd still just sleep with anyone because I sleep with you and I sleep with Mary, but it's different with you and am I just the world's biggest slut?

How are you?

Comments

[abigail-lilith.livejournal.com]

Thomas, I'm so sorry. I most certainly don't think you're a slut either! I've seen you with Mary and with Spectre and it's so obvious that what you have is coming from love and not just lust. You are completely and utterly gorgeous with both of them. And you make them happy and they make you happy and that is what is important. And if Robert ever touches you again, I'll do that Evil Sister of the Wronged Party thing. I'll have him crying like a baby in 45 seconds flat, believe me. I don't care if he IS a giant.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Thank you, Sunshine. Your opinion is worth a lot to me. Because I love you so much. I'm glad you see the same things I do. And I have NO doubt you could have Robert crying. I bet it would be in 30 seconds, I've seen you do that sister thing! It's terrifying!

[abigail-lilith.livejournal.com]

I love you so much too, Big Brother. And little Kevin Reilly shouldn't have pulled Ellie's hair! He deserved what he got, dammit!

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm not arguing with you! If you hadn't made him cry, Joe, Adam and I would have given him an Atomic Wedgie.

[abigail-lilith.livejournal.com]

....oh, Thomas.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

What?!

[abigail-lilith.livejournal.com]

Only you could say (or type) the words 'Atomic Wedgie' and still manage to pull them off with style...

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

I'm really talented!