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Uhm...so Robert tried to have sex with me.
Oh. Hi, Honey, I'm home!
Anyway, yes. He asked to speak with me and he said he still had a little time before he left and I said we could spent it together, thinking he wanted to talk and not be alone. Well, I suppose he certainly didn't want to be alone... And I suppose he took 'we can spend time together' as 'please, undo my trousers' because he did. And I was so shocked I kind of stood there. And then I smacked his hands away, but that didn't work. I had to shove him across the room before the message got through. It took awhile because he's half cavetroll or something. And then I said 'together' didn't mean 'horizontal mambo together' and he was suitably mortified. We had sex before but that was when it was all new for me and the idea of sex was a novel thing, you know? And it was the same for Robert. We were flinging. We both knew that. And it's been flung. But apparently he thought I'd still just sleep with anyone because I sleep with you and I sleep with Mary, but it's different with you and am I just the world's biggest slut?
How are you?
Oh. Hi, Honey, I'm home!
Anyway, yes. He asked to speak with me and he said he still had a little time before he left and I said we could spent it together, thinking he wanted to talk and not be alone. Well, I suppose he certainly didn't want to be alone... And I suppose he took 'we can spend time together' as 'please, undo my trousers' because he did. And I was so shocked I kind of stood there. And then I smacked his hands away, but that didn't work. I had to shove him across the room before the message got through. It took awhile because he's half cavetroll or something. And then I said 'together' didn't mean 'horizontal mambo together' and he was suitably mortified. We had sex before but that was when it was all new for me and the idea of sex was a novel thing, you know? And it was the same for Robert. We were flinging. We both knew that. And it's been flung. But apparently he thought I'd still just sleep with anyone because I sleep with you and I sleep with Mary, but it's different with you and am I just the world's biggest slut?
How are you?
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Date: 2007-09-05 12:04 pm (UTC)I suppose it's that whole, "men can't multi-task" thing. I never put much stock in it before, but now there seems to be evidence to support it...
Extra cuddles will be wonderful. One can never have too many of those. I love that we can always be there for each other too, no matter what. That knowledge is a huge comfort to me.
Deirdre deserves presents and all the wonderful things in the world. I'll always be ready to bring whatever happiness I possibly can to her life.
Hey, you found the Metal Hammer interview! Goodness gracious, look at my fingers...
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Date: 2007-09-05 12:13 pm (UTC)I'm glad to bring you comfort, Spectre. I know if I didn't have you to turn too, I would have been far more traumatised by this. But you give me strength.
She really does. And I think you bring her a lot of happiness. She loves you so much. It's gorgeous to see you two together.
I did! And I am! There are no fingers like Spectre fingers. I'm going to sleep with it under my pillow! Lydia's all mad because I stole her magazine but I told her that technically I am 'borrowing' it and I'll get her another one! She gave me a dubious look. She knows exactly why I want it. Can't get anything past Lydia.
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Date: 2007-09-05 12:24 pm (UTC)I love to have the Deirdre-love! So it all works out very well.
My, my! I am glad my fingers please you, even in pictoral form. You're adorable, sweetheart, as is Lydia.
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Date: 2007-09-05 12:28 pm (UTC)I might be jumpy if there's pleasing later. Just a little. I don't know. Sometimes I think I'm okay and then I'm less than okay.
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Date: 2007-09-05 12:34 pm (UTC)I completely understand if you're jumpy. We'll do whatever you want, Thomas. I'll do anything you need me to in order to make you as okay as you can possibly be.
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Date: 2007-09-05 12:36 pm (UTC)no subject
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